Bordeaux for the people!

Uncorked has recently experienced unprecedented entryism of populist Bordeaux wines seeking to influence the buying habits of customers. In an overt attempt to turn the clock back to the days of the seventies and eighties when democracy hadn't been handed to the large corporations and the gap between the Lafites and the Lafite-nots was a fraction of what it is today, these wines shamelessly seek to appeal to the young and less well off seeking a foothold on the bottom rung of the fine wine ladder.

You have a say in all this of course and it won't even cost you £3. Come along to our Affordeaux hustings and vote for your leadership contender. There are four wines and you can allot each a preference vote. Results that don't go our way will be declared null and void shortly afterwards.